Things You Should Know About Strippers that can either make or break your experience you came there for.
So whether you just go to your local titty-bar or you one of those hardcore connoisseurs, its best to follow these guidelines when visiting these gentleman’s club establishments!
1.BUY A FEW DRINKS:
a. Remember these talented strippers, hot bartenders and waitresses rely on you as a patron and not a parasite
2.OFFER YOUR FAVORITE GIRL A DRINK OR COCKTAIL:
a. Remember these are talented young ladies doing a job so if you decline any offers for a personal performance of lap dance be kind and polite about it, and offer her a tip or drink as to remain in their good standings.
3.THOSE ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE SHOULD ALWAYS TIP:
a.Though many of these clubs don’t make it a rule but it is only common knowledge that whoever sits on the side of the stage should tip at least a dollar per song per dancer per person sitting there.
4.THE BIGGER IS BETTER IN THIS CASE:
a.No we not talking about sexual organs, though the strippers with the bigger breasts do attract the bigger crowds and tippers, we are talking about the tip. The bigger you tip the more your favorite girl will spend with or in front of you. Remember most work for tips only!
5.KNOW THE RULES:
a. Every club has it’s specific rules, so get to know them before you do anything that might get your escorted off the premises. You can even ask the stripper what her boundaries are before you break any.
6.THE ULTIMATE FIRST DATE:
a. Remember your experience, especially first-timers, is like being on a first date and any date after that, when a girl says no (as in touching, groping, fondling, etc) she means no and that’s where it ends, so behave if you ever want to come back, hence rule 5 above.
7.AFTER HOUR CONTACTS A BIG NO-NO:
a. As they are R-rated entertainers in your playground fantasy world, they are not there as your personal escort or looking for a date with you. Once again, always remember as you decline her offers with politeness accept hers with the same politeness.
8.LEAVE OUT THE REAL NAMES:
a. Do not be the odd one out that makes a fool of himself or gets thrown out because you want to know their real names!!! Remember only stalkers will do that or those looking for personal relationships which we already cleared up is a big NO!
9.THE NEWBIE:
a.If you are new to the game always, be a gentleman, always. Befriend if you must the VIP host and or barman. This is the guy or girl that will not only find you the right place to sit, let you know the rules but also most importantly will show you the girls you prefer. Remember this is one person you really tip big.
10.LOOKS AND SMELLS:
a. Just as you expect the strippers to be clean and nice smelling, so should you, the only difference between you two would be she is more impressive the less she wears and you, well the better your dress to impress the better for you as girls will tend to go for the well dressed and stylish of the clientele.
