If you’ve never been to a strip club before, or perhaps you are a regular customer, there are some rules everyone should follow when patronizing a strip club and some things to know about strippers as outlined below.
• First, and most importantly, you can look but you can’t grope. It may seem tempting with a dancer making all those provocative moves but those are generally the rules of the stripping game (otherwise it’s something else).
• Related to the above, be aware of the rules of each club. Some provide more latitude than others in the touching department and, if unsure, ask the individual striptuese about her particular boundaries especially if a lapdance is on offer.
• You should buy at least a couple of drinks while you’re in the club and, if you’re of a mind, a few dances. The strippers, bartenders and dancers are not there to provide you with free entertainment and receive a cut of the amount you spend on drinks and dances: don’t be a mooch, in short. Tip and tip generously especially if you’re having a good time.
• If you’re interested in spending time with a particular girl you should offer to buy her a cocktail – once again, it’s part of the way strippers get paid – and be polite if she offers you a lapdance and you’re not interested.
• If you’re sitting right at the stage you should tip at least a dollar per song per performer – even more if you particularly like a performance. If you are in a group each of you should be spending money, not just one of you. If you came to a strip club to be cheap then you’re probably better off at home in front of a screen.
• Do not ask for girl’s personal information such as address or telephone number. The dancers are not that interested in dating you (and if they are they will tell you themselves). Strippers ate not private escorts rather they provide an R-rated playground environment in which actual sex is normally not on offer.
• Related to the above, don’t ask for the pole dancer’s real names. Remember, they are playing out a fantasy, alter-ego role when they are on stage and they prefer to leave their private life in a separate compartment when they are performing.
• When going to a strip club dress to impress: no woman wants to hang around with a sloppily dressed man and neither do the girls at a strip club. Personal cleanliness is also a must.
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